Worries
I haven't had anything to say. I've been sick, sleeping, reading, watching movies, not drawing.
I've been sick for the last several weeks. Went to the doctor (for the third time in 10 years) and found out I have bronchitis. Bronchitis isn't a big deal - just a virus in my lungs. As a present, I now have an inhaler, so I feel like a dorky 10 year old.
But ignore that.
Ignore the election, Palin MILF jokes, the death of David Foster Wallace, whatever else you fucking hear or read.
The real news is that our financial system is teetering on a razor blade.
If it falls one way, it falls into a pit of
Alien acid. If it falls the other way, it falls on a hard stone floor, which is better than a pit of
Alien acid.
Everything almost fell into a pit of acid earlier this year. But the press, for the most part, didn't cover it because the story took longer then 30 seconds to describe. Even though the fate of the whole fucking country was at stake, and because of that, the state of good chunk of the world.
The subprime crisis. A parable.
Basically, everyone was deluding themselves about the housing market. They thought it could never pop because houses are like here and like you live in them and stuff, so how can they become worth less, you know? It was that stupid. Anyway, now that the housing bubble has popped, there's A LOT of debt that can not be paid. All of that debt was incredibly high risk, but was chopped up and included in packages with safer debt, so everyone convinced themselves that there was NO RISK (sort of).
Imagine you gave your dead-beat stoner cousin a loan. Then you split the debt up with ten of your friends. (They did it because you'd give them a good chunk of the money your cousin is supposed to pay back, and you did it because your cousin is shady, and you wanted less risk.) The thing is, you lied to your friends and didn't tell them that your cousin was a stoner and a dead-beat. They thought he was a safe bet.
Here's the problem. Your friends did the same thing to you.
Now everyone found out that everyone else was lying about who they were giving money to. EVERYONE was giving money to stoner cousins. So now you want your friends to pay up and collect anything they can out of those loans. And your friends want the same from you.
So that's the set up.
The problem is that you don't have enough money to cover this. You only keep 10% of the money and loan the rest to other family members. Which is fine as long as no more than one of your friends demands their money on the same day.
Your older sister runs a similar game, but her business has failed in the past, and the family lost its house and all of its money. Because of that, your dad guarantees her game, but enforces strict rules.
But youe made a slightly different game than your sister. You didn't want to deal with any of your dad's rules, so you convinced him that you didn't need his guarantee of extra money. Your dad agreed; he believed that your game was different enough from your sister's, was efficient on its own, and didn't need his money guarantee. Even though your game is new, it's really big, and it's never failed. Not once.
Until now.
Now you and all your friends no longer give any money to each other. So now NO ONE gets money, even if its for a cousin who always pays back their loans. Worse, you don't have the money to pay your friends back, so if they push you, you might go out of business. And if you go out of business, your friend might go out of business, and so on, until all ten of you are broke, the game is over, and no one in your family or your friends' families has any access to any money. Your game has become vastly bigger than your sister's game, so your game is now the only real game.
But now everything is falling apart.
You and your friends are the investment banks. Your sister and her friends are the commercial banks. Your dad is the taxpayers/government/
Federal Reserve. The loan to your stoner cousin is subprime housing loans (and the soon to be bad subprime credit loans).
And your situation? It has the possibility of mirroring your sister's great failure. The time her game crashed and cost your family its house and all of its money. Which was the Great Depression.
Things have been bad. The entire game almost collapsed at the beginning of the year. But your dad (the head of the Federal Reserve) gambled and bought a chunk of you and your friends' stoner cousins' loans. And that worked. Knowing that your dad was partially guaranteeing your game stopped your panic, and you and your friends played nice.
Until now. Now it's starting all again. You know you have your dad by the balls. If he doesn't help you, he can lose the house. The problem is that you fucked up, and your dad is sick of bailing you out and letting the rest of the family (and the rest of your friends' families) suffer. So he's not using his money to save your ass, reminding you that you didn't want his rules or his guarantee. He's going to let you fail. It might show your friends to wise up and not expect your dad to take care of everything. Or it might cause your friends to go batshit and stop the game, which would make your family lose the house and everything else.
If the game stops, no new money for anyone. No new money, no new business. And there's been plenty of people yelling that the whole game is too dangerous, but no one listened. No one thought dad should get involved because the game was pretty damn good, damnit, and fuck dad anyway, we can do it on our own.
But you can't. Hopefully your loss doesn't extend to everyone's extended family.
This isn't just Bush's fault, btw. This is the fault of
30 years of bad policy. For 30 years, people have been screaming that the market can take care of itself. And that's kind of true, it can. In the past, when the market was unregulated, the market would crash every 10 or 15 years and would wipe out EVERYONE. The whole economy would crash, everyone would lose their jobs, a few ultra-rich people would stay afloat, and there would be general misery, sickness and death for everyone else. Read any fucking novel written before 1920 to get a picture of what went down (or any history book). But we won't learn our fucking lesson. There are serious gaps to market economies. It's a 'duh' thought except to the most pig-headed Milton Friedman worshiper, but there's too much money going to power-people for anyone to fix these systemic problems (and that definitely includes Obama (and McCain - he's even worse)).
A Massive Financial Collapse might be the result.